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“Alright. You buncha sand-sippin’ waistoids. Come on out.”
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He thinks it’s a prank, but I can tell he’s not completely sure. He’s afraid to move suddenly.
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“Come on. You know this ain’t any kinda funny. I’m serious now.”
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Shoulders trembling. He’s about to learn I’m serious too.
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“GUYS, ENOUG—”
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Swish.
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I wait until he sees me to swing my sword, of course. Savoring it means everything.
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And I do: the fat pills of his eyes gone dilated, tongue stilled inside his mouth
until it’s hanging over his bottom lip like a glob of flattened bubble gum.
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Those inked discs on his skin rev up really fast for a moment,
bones bracing before grinding to a dramatic halt.
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This one, I’ll keep on ice for later.
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One down . . .
Three to go . . .
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