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Some splinters are best left unplucked from the mind, I guess.

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For example, see that ridiculous-looking rust-hooked harpoon there?

 

It’s been hung on the wall of Stormer’s Cove ever since the park’s inaugural opening back in ‘26.  At any time I could peel it off the wall and find out whether or not the ancient thing actually works; chances are it's just a glorified prop.

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But I don’t wanna know, and I don't ever do it.

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Don’t ask me why.

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